Funny Love Terms & definitions : Vocabulary of love

  • Attraction >
    the act of associating horniness with a particular person.
  • Love at First Sight >
    what occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely choosy people meet.
  • Dating >
    the process of spending enormous amounts of money, time, and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you don’t especially like in the present and will learn to like a lot less in the future.
  • Birth Control >
    avoiding pregnancy through such tactics as swallowing special pills, inserting a diaphragm, using a condom, and dating repulsive men or spending time around children.
  • Easy >
    a term used to describe a woman who has the sexual morals of a man.
  • Prig >
    a term used to describe a woman who wants to stay virgin until married.
  • Eye Contact >
    a method utilized by a single woman to communicate to a man that she is interested in him. Despite being advised to do so, many woman have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman’s eyes are not located in her chest.
  • Friend >
    a member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance who has some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing.
  • Indifference >
    a woman’s feeling towards a man, which is interpreted by the man as “playing hard to get.”
  • Interesting >
    a word a man uses to describe a woman who lets him do all the talking.
  • Irritating Habit >
    what the endearing little qualities that initially attract two people to each other turn into after a few weeks together.
  • Law of Relativity >
    how attractive a given person appears to be is directly proportional to how unattractive your date is.
  • Nymphomaniac >
    a man’s term for a woman who wants to have sex more often than he does.
  • Frigid >
    a man’s term for a woman who wants to have sex less often than he does, or who requires more foreplay than lifting her nighty.
  • Sober >
    condition in which it is almost impossible to fall in love.
  • Nag >
    a man’s term for a woman who wants more to her life with him than just intercourse.
  • [-- Source: The above terms & definitions are not written by me but has been taken from various sources on internet .]

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